Unforeseen Consequences

asongofwizardsandtimelords:

amsterdamnedd:

it’s been ten years and i still think this is one of the best plot twists in history

it’s been ten years

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nerdyfacts:

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Yeah, I don’t normally reblog stuff like this, but I had to cause the amount of rage that just flowed through me was like…eclipsed by the sudden urge to kiss Hugh Jackman.
It’s no fucking wonder so many of the characters were so stilted and confusing…or completely lacking in personality. Nobody was allowed to have any inspiration to work from.

This is why Wolverine was the only good character in those godforsaken movies

Didn’t the cast of XMFC get like all the relevant information from the comics about their characters? I swear I remember an interview where they were joking about Janos’ being like a pamphlet compared to the books for Charles and Erik.

For First Class, yes. But I suppose it wasn’t the case for the first Singer movie.

I know. I was trying to point out why XMFC is somewhat better, at least character wise (for the most part).

Singer has been doing nothing but giving me a headache recently

larnpshade:

I can tell it, this movie is going to be heartbreaking

this is how to be a heartbreaker

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ollivander:

what you need to know about face characters at disney world

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goatkult:

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whiskey-wolf:

And this is what happens when a masterfully crafted katana collides with a masterfully crafted longsword.

Suck it, katana

HAH!

suck my fuckin’ diiiick

Aren’t katanas and longswords made for different overall purposes tho

Katanas are slasher weapons made for cutting masterfully through human flesh so obviously it’s not gonna get through a fucking longsword which is really fucking thick and heavy and made for beating the shit out of people as well as hacking at armour

A katana would slice the shit out of you guys so idk what the fuck you’re so smug about

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soaringrachel:

sea-change:

they also went to the louvre together to, like, check out the dicks on statues for comparison just to calm scott the fuck down.

(i can just picture them, scott being his usual neurotic self, and ernest just like, ‘give me strength. are you fucking kidding me? i nearly died in the war. i have a fucking medal of bravery. and we’re looking at cocks together. gatsby can only take you so far, my friend. you better write another goddamn masterpiece soon.’)

#the long version of this story is actually much better #because scott asks hemingway to have lunch with him and the first thing he says to hemingway when they’re there is ‘so you know how i’ve … #…never slept with anyone but zelda’#hemingway is like #…what #scott says so i was fighting with zelda the other day and she told me i wasn’t …adequate #hemingway is like … #…OH #he says: scott let’s go into the men’s bathroom #they go into the men’s bathroom #they come out of the men’s bathroom #hemingway says scott you are PERFECTLY FINE #scott is all B BUT WHY WOULD ZELDA SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAAAAAT #hemingway just. does not comment on zelda fitzgerald. #(that’s a fucking lie hemingway comments so hard on zelda fitzgerald) #scott says WELL I STILL FEEL BAD #hemingway says OKAY FRIEND HERE IS WHAT WE ARE GOING TO DO #WE ARE GOING TO GO TO THE LOUVRE #AND YOU CAN LOOK AT ALL THE COCKS YOU WANT #OKAY???? #scott is like …sniffle; okay #they go to the louvre #scott feels even worse #hemingway kind of sees his point #he says ‘look scott do you want me to just give you some fucking tips’ #scott is all …yes #hemingway gives him some tips #which according to his memoirs include ‘the trick with the pillow’ #and much much more #and well zelda and scott stayed married

 

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tiffy11taffy:

found this in my government text book and i heard this in kronk’s voice

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